Harry Styles Monologue - SNL

Harry Styles' Return to SNL

1. 00:00:32

   Harry Styles expresses his excitement about returning to host Saturday Night Live for a second time.

2. 00:00:37

   He jokes that he couldn't resist hosting again after hearing they booked his favorite musical guest, implying himself.

3. 00:00:48

   Styles mentions taking time off after his 2023 tour and reflecting on his career, including writing songs about fruit that are often misinterpreted as being about sex.

4. 00:01:05

   He clarifies his love for fruit and then humorously adds that he also enjoys sex, to the audience's cheers.

Harry Styles' Monologue

1. 00:01:08

   Harry Styles begins his monologue with a suggestive story about a holiday encounter involving papaya.

2. 00:01:22

   He then addresses past accusations of queerbaiting related to his clothing choices.

3. 00:01:30

   Styles humorously suggests that people, specifically his 'Dad,' might not know everything about him.

4. 00:01:40

   He jokingly reassures the audience that he ran the joke by his father, who approved.

Harry Styles' Monologue

1. 00:01:42

   Harry Styles discusses what he's been doing during his break, realizing he talks slowly and is tremendously boring.

2. 00:01:57

   He mentions taking up jogging, which he finds uninteresting but others pretend to find fascinating.

3. 00:02:07

   He explains that he runs for the feeling it gives him, comparing it to a "watermelon sugar high" and humorously mentioning ecstasy.

4. 00:02:25

   As a British man in the public eye, he concludes that there's something nice about being boring, as it's better than the alternative.

Italian Village Life

1. 00:02:44

   The speaker found a new home in a small, old Italian village during their break.

2. 00:02:49

   The village has only 11 full-time residents, which the speaker finds enjoyable.

3. 00:02:52

   The speaker humorously comments on having been intimate with all residents of the small town.

New Album and Kissing

1. 00:02:58

   The host expresses happiness to be back at work and announces his new album, "Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally."

2. 00:03:07

   He humorously reveals that the album title came from a ChatGPT prompt asking for the most Italian phrase, which resulted in a Mario-themed response.

3. 00:03:31

   He then playfully questions the idea of "kissing all the time," admitting he doesn't actually do it.

4. 00:03:39

   He concludes by joking that kissing can be great under specific conditions, such as being good at it or having a "tight, little bum."

Harry Styles' Monologue

1. 00:03:51

   Harry Styles greets an audience member named Ben, who is holding a sign.

2. 00:03:55

   Harry jokes about Ben's sign and then playfully teases him about his physique.

3. 00:04:12

   Harry then calls Ben closer and gives him a kiss, which he humorously labels as "queerbaiting."

4. 00:04:20

   He concludes by promising a great show and encourages viewers to stay tuned.